A Show About Baltimore

Girl: "There's a show, it's about Baltimore--Baltimore?"
Guy: "Yeah."
Girl: "And it's on HBO?"
Guy: "Yeah."
Girl: "It's not making Baltimore look good?"

(Laughing)

Who? What? Where?

Girl: I clearly beat that bitch out the water.

Puhleeease Go Somewhere

Girl: He's been trying to get rid of her, but I heard she stay coming around trying to offer her pussy up.

Trading Like on the NY Stock Exchange

Girl to Guy: I heard you traded up for a freshman.

Legal Eagle

Girl: I can't wait till I'm legal.
Boy: Why so you can get drunk on the regular?
Girl: Yeah, so I can get shitfaced. Fun shit. And you better come with me. I better not be the only one getting drunk.

Chapped Lips?

Boy: "You know what really chaps my ass?"

The Clock Strikes 12

Girl: "You know how you have that midnight pee?"